LOLife

• HawtMAMA: Sweetie, why am I "Hawt Mama?" You spelled hot wrong and "Mama" is in all capital letters.
• sexiichick: omg mom why do u type so perfectly? this is IMing u know.
• HawtMAMA: What does O.M.G stand for, Ashley?
• sexiichick: oh my god
• HawtMAMA: Don't you ever say the Lord's name in vain again, Missy!
• sexiichick: u r bing rediculous mom. stop saying crap like that. i hate Iming with u.
• HawtMAMA: I do not approve of your username at all, Ashley. "Sexy Chick?" Really? Boys are going to think you're a slut!
• sexiichick: MOM!!!!!!!!! i hate u!!!!
• sexiichick Has Blocked HawtMAMA from chatting with her.

The Simple Joy of Fat Cats. You google them constantly (Well, at least I do) you forward long, pointless emails about them, they’ve become a trend. Fat cats. The nonsense of obese furry animals has taken over the nation. No one knows why, but seeing them can make your day. Please, please tell me why you like them or think they are ridiculous.

“Fat cats trigger the funny senses in your brain, similar to childish fart jokes.”~Fake Scientist